Stuff accomplished and learned.
- Made hella homies fo’ life.
- Met an indian who turned out to be the opposite of one.
- Learned to tolerate rascism.
- Survived living with Christopher Fong for an entire school year without getting into a fight.
- Survived living with Ivan Ung for an entire school year without getting into an argument.
- Started working out.
- Started dat healthy lifestyle.
- Hit a gravity bong then threw up.
- Crossed into a fraternity.
- Became a pretty good Super Smash Bros player.
- Was the only one on my side of the suite who cleaned the bathroom.
- Got dry humped by at least half of my roommates.
- Hookah’d.
- Listened to gangsta music.
- Witnessed the testicles of a white foo.
- Pledging.
- Raised a cactus in my room.
- Went to parties.
- Went to raves.
- Road trip to Santa Barbara.
- Gay water fight in dorm.
- Hotboxin’ rooms.
- Learned to not give a fuck.
- Can ride a skateboard.
- Learned the value of a dollar.
- Orange sauce + Jack in the Box Tacos.
- Learned when to give a fuck.
- Found hairstyle I liked.
- Found out how to freestyle.
- 40 oz. malt liquors awwyeeeah.
- Skipped class just to take a shit.
Thanks college, you saved my life.
